greelin:

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

catchymemes:

mortimermcmirestinks:

raevenlywrites:

virtualgirladv:

catboybiologist:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead “he’s 33 I’m 22-” bitch he is 433 give or take

she said “middle ages” so we’re talking, like, 1033 here

caecilius-est-pater:

artfullheart:

rongzhi:

Buying a car

English added by me :)

gunsandfireandshit:

cemeterything:

cemeterything:

one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth

i have dysphoria for this

Skill issue

cannibalchicken:

ladydorian:

flakmaniak:

official-kircheis:

beesmygod:

dude the dwarf fortress devs are awesome, tbh. its extremely refreshing to see normal people get rewarded for their efforts as a result of catering to niche audiences

I see where you’re coming from but I don’t know if I would describe the creator of dwarf fortress as normal

Oh yeah it’s excellent to see esoteric madmen rewarded for their many years of madness.

beemovieerotica:

sexhaver:

goldheartedsky:

sordidamok:

embracetheshipping:

Wow.

You should really listen to the WHOLE thing because this woman does not mince words

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

Laying it on a little thick aren’t we

I can tell. Completely innocent characters are always presented like this when they’re introduced.

Gonna fold this bitch up in her own parasol

The acrobat brought entire fucking birds into this courtroom. No standards.